could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
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You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
Types of dissociation
1. Amnesia - this is when you can’t remember incidents or experiences that happened at a particular time, or when you can’t remember personal information.
2. Depersonalisation - a feeling that your body is unreal, changing or dissolving. It also involves out of body experiences, such as seeing yourself as if watching a movie or floating above.
3. Derealisation - the world around you seems unreal. You may see objects changing in shape, size or colour, or you may feel that other people are robots or generally unreal.
4. Identity confusion - feeling uncertain about who you are. You may feel as if there is a struggle within to define yourself.
5. Identity alteration - this is when there is a shift in your role or identity that changes your behaviour in ways that others would notice.
ok seriously like. when someone on this site is 100% without question known to be a pedophile, with hard evidence against them that they own/view child porn and want to fuck real life children and are a danger to real children, DONT FUCKING REPORT THEM TO TUMBLR all that does is get their blog (ie: all the evidence, and any personal information they may have posted that could be used by authorities to track them down) deleted, which does nothing to keep children safe, it just means they arent on tumblr anymore. when you come across someone like this its best to use sites like these:
http://www.missingkids.org/cybertipline/
for the love of God, report the person using these kinds of services, NOT tumblr’s reporting service, so that the proper authorities can track them down and deal with them accordingly
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
Please don’t hesitate
1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there
(Don’t give me $599.99)
That’s not the right IRS rule.
$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.
The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.
If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.
Go. Do it.
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99
My personal experience with the signs
Aries: such a babe, so caring and lovely, we understand each other so well, so passionate about the things and people they love, always up for an adventure, if you hurt them you’re really gonna have to fight to get their respect back
Taurus: cuddly smol thing, loves food and taking pictures of food, can strike up a conversation with anyone, prefers staying in over partying, v stubborn, likes driving around listening to old music
Gemini: soulmate, best friend in the world, so weird and crazy, party animal, often fuckboys/fuckgirls, never runs out of things to talk about, loves attention from the sex they’re attracted to, sometimes it seems like we’re telepathic
Cancer: the cutest, ridiculously funny, very shy but comes off as a bit arrogant at first, once you get to know them they’re the best! them mood swings™ tho, wants to spend time with their s/o 24/7
Leo: so friendly and approachable, often has many talents and interests, always busy with their hobbies, can be savage and heartless when needed, often very dedicated to their s/o
Virgo: comes off as cute and innocent at first but is secretly a freak, so helpful and kind, random humour, often likes talking to many different people instead of having a committed relationship
Libra: LOVES books, very smart humour, so indecisive, always wants your opinion on things, even if you drift apart they will always have your back, falls in love easily, can be very passive-aggressive
Scorpio: often loves bands, is secretly very sexual and often attracts people easily, so happy and positive on the outside but often secretly sad on the inside, wants to include everyone
Sagittarius: (my sign!) loves parties, dancing and meeting new and old friends, gets crushes easily but doesn’t fall in love easily, optimistic and adventurous, sometimes too spontaneous and impulsive, can be a real bitch sometimes and cares too much about what other people think, dirty mind
Capricorn: great with money, would do anything for their family and friends, very funny even if they don’t always show it, can come across as quite cold and distant but are often quite silly once you get to know them
Aquarius: falls in love easily and doesn’t hide it well, often great at sports and music, weird in a funny and lovable way, often takes care of the overly drunk people at parties/helps the host cleaning up
Pisces: connects with people easily and loves talking to everyone but is secretly very shy, often amazing in school with good grades, teacher’s pet, falls in love VERY easily, so emotional and moody
the LAST person you should ever compare yourself to is a celebrity. they have the ability to spend thousands of dollars a month on the most perfect organic food, diet plans, workout plans, and have access to the most high end personal trainers. little old you is doing just fine! make your goals realistic and don’t get bummed out if you aren’t progressing as fast as someone else.
Me: I’m gonna set a personal deadline
Me to me: She’s a huge pushover do whatever you want
When you share really personal shit about urself and it’s fine in the moment and u feel good but like three hours later you’re like why did I say that?????? and your brain is literally flicking the lights on and off screaming welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!!
the big mental illness checklist-
matted hair that hasn’t been brushed in days, sore dry eyes from fits of crying, dehydrated skin caused by tear tracks running down your face, headache from not eating, CRUSTY ASs lips because you haven’t drunk water in god knows how long, being unable to get up bc your body feels oh so heavy, having a front row seat in witnessing your personal world crumble around you but being too sick and feeling too numb/tired to do anything about it!! while outside your room the rest of the world ticks on